Sometimes I do art but not that often.
Thor the passive aggressive roommate.
IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.
so my question is, if you took like a hacksaw and cut the toilet seat out from under Mjolnir, would it just stay hanging in the air, or fall into the toilet?
because I would totally do that just to be passive aggressive back
haha your precious baby hammer touched toilet water now it’s a poo hammer
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
On the one hand, large birds are terrifying and I’ve had more than one incident of AAAAAAAAGH FUCK THERE IS A TURKEY IN THE ROAD (…that… says something about my life) and would never want to get out and deal with said turkey without the protection of a ton of metal.
On the other hand, this is hilarious.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE BUT WITH A GOOSE